I Did It Their Way
When asked what he would have done differently with regards to terrorism, John Kerry said, "I would have done everything differently."
Did you hear that Osama Bin Laden? You would still be able to slither around in the light of day, make some calls, set up a murder or two thousand, have plenty of co-horts still available to carry out the deeds, and have a friendly regime in a rugged country to shelter you.
Did you hear that Taliband? Let's just say that the women you were brutally raping and murdering would not be voting today, much less taking part in the government itself.
Did you hear that Saddam? Hold out both hands; hole or Palace, ruler or prisoner, let's see...
Did you hear that UN? (and I did bow when I mentioned the sacred ones) You would still be skimming billions with your snuggly relationship with Saddam and making the largest scandal in the history of the world even more great.
Did you hear that America? As it was throughout the 90's, terrorism would be just an inconvenience. Defense would be cut to the bone. Intelligence a dirty word that better not look a second time at an illegal, muslim, known terrorist, trying to learn how to land planes, or seeking some explosive device. We'll invite Osama to a summit with Jimmy Carter, Al Gore, and the families of victims of 9/11, and see if we can "just all get along." Of course this will follow a stern scolding to make sure it's understood that you shouldn't do that.
And sometime soon, the mushroom cloud would rise. The Liberals main concern then will be that it's over the "flyover states." You know, the "red" one's on the map.